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Friday, May 26, 2006

Around the corner I have a friend
In this great city that has no end
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on
And before I know it, a year is gone
And I never see my old friends face
For life is a swift and terrible race
He knows I like him just as well
As in the days when I rang his bell
And he rang mine but we were younger then
And now we are busy, tired men
Tired of playing a foolish game
Tired of trying to make a name
"Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim
Just to show that I'm thinking of him"
But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes
And distance between us grows and grows
Around the corner, yet miles away
Here's a telegram sir,"
"Jim died today
And that's what we get and deserve in the end
Remember to always say what you mean
If you love someone, tell them
Around the corner, a vanished friend
Don't be afraid to express yourself
Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you
Because when you decide that it is the right
time it might be too late
Seize the day.
Never have regrets
And most importantly, stay close to your friends
and family, for they have helped
make you the person that you are today.



YYY
love me for whu i am. not whu im not.
19:28




Friday, May 19, 2006

WENT TO A PARTY, MUM
Please read all the way to the bottom and sign your name:
I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mum
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive
Though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mum
Something I expected least.
Nw I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk.
Mum, his voice seems far away,
My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mum
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mum
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mum
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mum,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mum!"
So I love you and good-bye.

reality check 100% true
this is so typical singaporean can.... tsk tsk...
life like this....



YYY
love me for whu i am. not whu im not.
09:16




Wednesday, May 17, 2006

haha
i dunno wats gotten into me but i keep thinking philosphically this daes,....
must be after effects... sighs.. tsk tsk
well let me tell u a story

This is a story about a girl who
fell in love
with her
best friend..

Jin and I are best fren..
we do anything
that best
fren do...
One day, i realised that i love
him... so i
decided to confessed this feeling to him
one nite
where we camp with other frens... he said
yes, he
would be my boyfren..
So we went on like other couple's life
does. Watch
movie, walk in park, eat together, go to
beach....
but life's not fun as when we are still best
fren....
he also doesnt talk much, or act like we
are best
fren, close and share everything... for me,
he is>>not a suitable or loving a boyfren... but i
kept quietly
this on my mind...
But since the day he bcome my boyfren,
he every
single day would give me a small teddy
bear...At
first i thought it was lovely, but till now, i
wonder
why he would gav me this...
One day, i was walking alone at a park.
Then i saw
Jin talking to another gurl. I walk towards
him and i
overheard him saying "i love u' to the
gurl. I was
really angry and i run home coz Jin never
told me
he love me all the time we been boyfren
and
gurlfren.
Then, midnite that day, he come to my
house and
i open the door. He just passed me the
teddy
bear that he used to give me everyday
and said
sorry coz i didn't giv u this today. i was
really
angry and i shouted at him,
"Why u alwiz giv me this crap? All i wan
to hear
from u is... "I love you" that's it, izit too
hard???"
Jin kept quiet. He took my hand and
place the
teddy bear on my palm and left away..i
throw the
teddy bear into my cupboard.
The next day, Jin asked me out. We meet
at bus
stop near my house..i walk there and then
he just
gav me a big teddy bear, my anger was
still in high
position, and i throw the teddy to the
middle of the
road. He keep quiet and then he go to
the middle
of the road and pick the teddy up. He dint
realise a
truck was coming towards him. I shouted
at him
not to pick it up and he was about look at
me, and...........................
*Bang*.
"JIN!!!!!!" I shouted... the next minute he
was lying
on the road, covered with blood. He was
sent to the
hospital but it's too late...i lost
him...forever....
After attended his funeral, i went back
home and i
hug all the teddy bear he gav me since
the day we
became couples... i counted the teddy
bear one by
one...
1...2....3...101...230....300..364...and the
last
teddy bear he gave covered with his
blood was the
365th... it had been a year we became
couple... i
squeeze the teddy bear with the tears
flow....
suddenly...
*I love you~*
*I love you~*
*I love you~*
I was shocked.. i looked at the teddys...
and i take
one of it, and try to press on his tummy..
*I love you~*
*I love you~*
I tried each and every teddy bear he gav
me...
*I love you~*
*I love you~*
*I love you~*
*I love you~*
*I love you~*
*I love you~*......................
And the biggest and the last teddy bear
Jin gave
me, I squeeze his big tummy...
*felicia, today is our very first annivery
being a
couple after a year... i always love you,
yesterday,
today, and forever........ I love you....*
I dropped the teddy bear........
I never realised that Jin had actually told
me those
words.. every single day.... till today...
I slowly picked the teddy and i whispered
to the
teddy's ear..
"i love you too, Jin..and i always did........"
for the guys and gals that u loved
Tell them "i'll love u more than i cud b....
i'll care abt u more than i'm carin abt
myself...
u're always the 1 in my heart...
God bless u alwiz... take care

sighs.... life like this...



YYY
love me for whu i am. not whu im not.
22:17




Monday, May 15, 2006

Oh! This is very brilliant, and soooo funny!! Read on, just for a good laugh lah!

In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB),

And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).

Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).

If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get more from you.

So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?

With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA),

Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).

And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.

When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH),

You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund.

If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you,

And you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).

To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE).

If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads.

If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT),

OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).

Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax,
Not even the good old place we used to go because it has become
So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!!
lol
haha
tsk tsk.....



YYY
love me for whu i am. not whu im not.
19:01





Dear friends,
click on the website below...it's 4 all of ya! Hope all of u will enjoy it!
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~*frenz*4eva*~
<3>



YYY
love me for whu i am. not whu im not.
19:00





hey lol... in com lab now sneaking a post... lol... can get scolding one lor.... die..... lol.. haha... make it short and sweet bah haha .... lol.. tsk sighs.. i such a bad person... lol



YYY
love me for whu i am. not whu im not.
13:33




Thursday, May 11, 2006

lol
ok
all my results are back..
sighs
tsk tsk... not reli very good...
not as good as i want..
but oh wells..
sighs..
geog got full marks again
yay
so happy lol..
maths got improvements alot.... but still must work harder on the graphs.....
english.... hmms.... based on memory... not reli very good but improved....
chinses improve with a big leap thanks to the tian xie han zi...
haha
it reli pulled my up
lol
hmmms..
then
science....
not reli very good lar....
lower then i expect cause its an easy paper..
lol
then there is history..
oh my god
praise the lord that i passes this time..
lol
wa seh..
but overall still fail..
then highest was just 3 marks from passing..
so nvm..
sighs..
hmms...
todae was the combine sports meet..
lol
haha
so lame lar..
me and mel keep walking around caues very sians....
then chiang de ass ran..
haha
so funny
so lucky he didnt die...
lol
haha
yay
nanyang won the teachers relay race again
haha
we knew we will alwaes win no matter wat
yay
(:
(:
(:
lol
haha
when we were walking saw fiona audrey and kimyung
then we went to the squash courts there
we looked from top view
then there was this water bottle then mel had the cheeky idea of knocking it down and lucky enough we will hit some hci person head..
lol
the ppl below were shock and retarded lar...
they were like "haha.....wa lao... not funny leh..... who threw that ar..."
wa seh
not funny
why u laugh in the first place..
tsk tsk..
lol
haha
then we went back... to the tents there...
ended at arnd 10.30 plus plus
then val me and qian wen went to orchard...lol
we alighted near weelock there..
then val wanted to buy drinks and we ended up eating lunch...lol
ha
then we went weelock and bought some book from boarders haha and guess wat
we saw madam oehlers and some hci teacher and some ny teachers...
omg
omg
omg
qian was like blur diao lar..
haha
lol
then we went to heren and bought some necklace and shoe lace...
then we went the the MRT wanting to head to marina..
then crappe val had to meet someone
then we had to go Plaza Sing...
we could have just walk there lar..
wa seh
waste money
lol
then we walk walk PS then i had to meet janice..
lol
leg tired like anything lar..
lol
lol
haha
i now reli very tired..
dunno why...
sighs..
i think i shall turn in early bah...
lol
(:



YYY
love me for whu i am. not whu im not.
20:22




Sunday, May 07, 2006

60 Signs that you are a true Singaporean
1. Thanks to SMS, you have an extra large thumb.
2. Tks 2 SMS, u oso dun no how 2 spel n e mor.
3. You pat MRT and bus seats to cool them before you sit down.
4. At lunch, you start discussing what to eat for dinner.
5. Your wedding photos include shots of you dressed up like Louis XIV, Michael Jackson, or Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet in Titanic.
6. When speaking to foreigners, you somehow feel a need to adopt an accent. (If you’re a DJ, this happens even when you’re not speaking to foreigners.)
7. You won’t raise your voice to protest policies, but you’ll raise your fists to whack someone over Hello Kitty.
8. You’re forever talking about businesses you want to set up but will probably never get around to starting.
9. You don’t know ¾ of the people attending your wedding.
10. You separate food into 2 basic groups: ‘heaty’ and ‘cooling’.
11. You’re never completely sure how many times you’ve sung the second verse of the National Anthem.
12. You think that what makes you ‘married’ is not the legal registration but whether you’ve thrown a 12 course dinner.
13. You marry for the real estate breaks.
14. You have kids for the tax advantages.
15. You move to where you want your child to go to school.
16. You feel you can’t walk around naked in your own flat.
17. You force your children to take Speech & Drama classes, but pray they won’t wind up in Arts later on.
18. You suddenly realize you’re very interested in biotech - just like you suddenly realized three years ago that you were very interested in e-commerce, and before that, engineering, and before that, medicine and law.
19. You think being an entrepreneur is setting up a bubble tea/Portuguese egg tart/gao luck/porridge shop right next to an existing bubble tea/Portuguese egg tart/gao luck/porridge shop.
20. You think people are inconsiderate when they don’t leave their table immediately after eating at the food court but think you have every right to take 25 bites to finish the last red bean in your ice kachang.
21. You find it impossible to make suggestions without drawing a fishbone chart first.
22. If you’re a guy, whenever you get together with your guy friends, you invariably trade army stories.
23. If you’re a girl, whenever you get together with your girl friends, you invariably trade stories about how your stupid guy friends are forever trading army stories.
24. You think the most important sporting event in Singapore this year was David Beckham switching from Manchester United to Real Madrid.
25. You somehow feel that food tastes better when eaten by a longkang.
26. It actually makes a difference to you being called an ‘NSMan’ rather than a ‘Reservist’.
27. You’ve eaten more times at the Esplanade than you’ve actually seen shows there.
28. You need campaigns to tell you how to be courteous, to flush toilets, have sex, etc.
29. When you visit the Zoo, you wonder what the animals taste like.
30. You feel the urge to add the suffix ‘-polis’ to everything, viz. Biopolis, Airtropolis, Fusionopolis, Entrepolis, etc.
31. You always feel oddly hungry at 11 pm, and are willing to drive to far away places for supper.
32. You meet in hotels a lot.
33. Your children have a rudimentary knowledge of Tagalog or Bahasa Indonesia.
34. You work at McDonald’s when you’re old rather than young.
35. You’ll gladly spend $50,000 on a car, but will go to great lengths to save a few bucks on ERP charges or even a few cents on a parking coupon.
36. Pork floss and mayonnaise on bread is a completely natural combination to you.
37. If you’re pregnant, you have the strange ability to make people on the MRT fall asleep instantly.
38. You ask for the bill by miming a signing movement.
39. You’ve started referring to foreign employees as ‘talent’ instead of ‘expatriates’.
40. At the dinner table, you’re always discussing which other food places serve better versions of what you’re eating.
41. You copy down licence plate numbers of cars involved in accidents.
42. You think your boyfriend doesn’t really love you unless he gives you part of his liver.
43. During sales, you book hotel rooms near malls to enable you to shop more efficiently.
44. You pronounce the letter ‘R’ as ‘ah-rer’ and the letter ‘H’ as ‘haytch’.
45. No matter how old you are, you keep associating people with their secondary schools. (alternative: No matter how old you are, you secretly need to know what other people got for their PSLE, O levels and A levels.)
46. You’re always on a quest for the definitive version of your favourite local dish.
47. When you explain things to people, you keep (a) using alphabets, and (b) speaking in point form.
48. You believe that you can generate ‘creativity’ through rules and committees.
49. You ‘chope’ a seat by placing a packet of tissues on the chair.
50. You’re very forthright with your criticisms of the Gahmen, unless there’s a chance they might actually hear you.
51. You diligently track the whereabouts of your favourite hawkers, i.e..you know that the famous Tiong Bahru Bao is now in Jurong, the famous Outram Char Kuay Teow is now in Hong Lim Centre and the famous Lau Hock Kien Hokkien mee from the old Lau Pa Sat is now at Beach Road.
52. Your mother probably can’t speak your ‘mother tongue’.
53. You’d rather drink your own pee than pay someone more for water.
54. You secretly find that the best part of the Speak Good English Movement is hearing the Singlish bits in their ads.
55. You have an automatic sensor in your head which categorizes people you meet into stayer/ quitter, cosmopolitan/heartlander, normal/ express/ gifted, etc.
56. You think we’re living in a modern, sophisticated country even when our leaders still insist on wearing their school uniforms.
57. You wish your constituency is in a walkover, because otherwise it’s damn ‘leceh’.
58. During elections, you decide that there is no credible opposition even though you don’t know the name of the opposition candidate in your constituency.
59. You think having a constitution is like the condition you get when you don’t eat enough fibre.
60. You can never quite remember what “the core values” of Singaporeans are.



YYY
love me for whu i am. not whu im not.
20:46