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Friday, June 23, 2006

haha... oh wells.. todae is the last dae of the hols... sighs... and i still haven get my notebook back from jo.. argh... pissed.. oh wells.... nvm....
haha... ok...
this few weeks had some fun with frens.. haha.....
ok...
6k class gathering....
lol...
ok lar..
overall its stilll ok.... but a bit sian lar....
is like we were all seperated into 2 groups...
the bois and the gals..
haha..
ok
no bonding..
but oh wells... its ok...
i still prefer the 1st class gathering...
aniwaes....
we were at kris aunt's place... ya....
the function room.....
then we played cards...
laugh and tok crappe...
then mushroom was crazy over husky... haha...
me tooooooo... ;)....
haha
then erms... cause onli jia he brought a soccer ball so we wanted to borrow...(we as in the gals).... so we ask hern wei cause he was holding the ball and then he was acting 'cool' telling us cannot cause they need to use when they are actually in a game with cards -.-lll do lame lar... then jia he and yongliang walked past and then hern wei was like its jia he's ball so we ask jia he and he lend us and hern wei scolded him some **** words... oh wells... jia he is kind but his looks changed... his hair is all spiked.....
ha... then we played a very lame game of captain's ball...
hmmms... ya....
then we went back to play cards... then went home...
i walked with yian to the MRT and with us was all the guys... cant believe they all take mrt... then hern wei wanted to buy water so me and yian walked first.. then that crappy yongliang went to sae that he is taller thne yian... like wateva.... haha....
ok....
the next post will be about the time i went to hui yi's hse for her brother's bdae... haha.. its more interesting so catch it.....
later.....(:



YYY
love me for whu i am. not whu im not.
10:06




Friday, June 16, 2006



haha... i just found this somewhere... lol... (:



YYY
love me for whu i am. not whu im not.
18:16





tell me wat are frens to u???

Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.
Friend: has never seen you cry
Best friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on
Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home
Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it)
Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff
Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story
Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you
Friend: would delete this letter
Best friend: will send this back to me and all of their online buddies Friends Forever!
Written with a pen
Sealed with a kiss
If you are my friend,
Please answer this:
Are we friends
or are we not?
You told me once,
but I forgot..
So tell me now
and tell me true,
So I can say,
I am here for you.
Of all the friends
I've ever met,
You're the ones
I won't forget..
And if I die before you do,
I'll go to Heaven
And wait for you.

alwaes rmb when u turn around... i will alwaes be there for u...(:



YYY
love me for whu i am. not whu im not.
17:49




Wednesday, June 14, 2006

sighs.. man...
it has been a waste of the hols... since i am slacking like anything... oh wells.. must start to do hw abd stuff liaoz....
sighs..
yesterdae had a mini quarrel but ended up still went to rui min's house.. man... its dusty but damn big.. haha..
lol..
her brother looks shuai compared to the pig i noe... who has pimples on his face... her brother is pimple-less... omg..
ok..
nvm
whao then her sister...."GET OUT OF MY ROOM" onli wat 10 years old i think... haha....
she had a few frens over and they were screaming like anything..... tsk tsk man.....
then oh ya...
her dogs...
haha..
they love me so much lar....
keep wanting to pounce on me... haha...
ok.. we went to cook our lemonade sugar syrup thing... haha...
damn funny and then we ate nuggets and ruimin still doesnt noe how to cook.. oh wells.. then erms.. we watch 荷兰村 haha.. so lame lar... hmmms... then oh thanks rui min... she lend me to music books full of scores...so nice rite... hahaz....(:
hmmms......
i miss some crappy fren of mine lor.... sighs....
cant wait for fridae... sighs...
then...
hmmms..
later got trning... sighs..
oh that reminds me i haven done my squats.... shit...
ok.... i shall go do now...
until we meet again.. haha...
(:



YYY
love me for whu i am. not whu im not.
08:45




Friday, June 09, 2006

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siao ah! Use your blain, use your lainnn ..........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn............................. you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah...... ," Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!"?also ah, pass it 2 ur fren.....& let them laugh out loud....



YYY
love me for whu i am. not whu im not.
10:53





During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the
Director
what is
the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalized
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a
teaspoon,
a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub"
Okay, here's your test:
(Those with an abnormal tendency will scroll to the bottom to get the answer before even taking this test!)
1. Would you use the spoon?
or
2. Would you use the teacup?
or
3. Would you use the bucket?





Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the cup





























































"Noooooo," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug.



YYY
love me for whu i am. not whu im not.
10:47




Sunday, June 04, 2006

hey lol.. i am back ok
this time i shall post abt yesterdae's CIP lol.. ok....
erms..
so lame lar.. we went to somerset and then we couldnt find hern hern so we went to help leona and rui min and qian where like quarreling over some guy name ernest so stupid lar... ok nvmmm
then erms.... i earn leona lots of money then we decided to go and find hern hern and guess wat she was on the other side of the exit.. oh wells. then i was so piss lar.... i could have collected so much already and i had to restart sighs.. so sians.... ok nvm.. then the point is i restarted so and guess wat so successful can... after like a short time my cna was as heavy as leona.. so pround of myself.. lol.. ok then collect all the money then got ppl dao me.. and qian was like eh dont snatch my customer... like wateva.. haha... she at first no guts to ask at all. lor... haha... ok nvm.. then sighs... very tired very hot.. but it was fun lar.... i look forward to do again so catch me next sat lol... haha...
seeya there..
toodles...z.... (:



YYY
love me for whu i am. not whu im not.
15:24





lol... haha... i forgot to blog abt my sabbaticals... lol... so i shall tok abt it
haha...
i took STAIN GLASS!!! (ROCKSZ) and basic electronics....
lol..
not to be bias or anything but the other on ewas more interesting lar..
haha
.... lol
i made a penguin so funny looking but oh wells... tsk...
haha..
damn hards to make can..
and i had glass chips in my wrist and i didnt even noe until the end of the lessons so stupid rite... thanks..
haha..
lol..
actually to tell u the truth blogging is like monologging.. haha..
ok
nvm
tats not the point
the point is... ya..
anyway stain glass is reli tough but nice lar..
haha..
then there is basic electronics..
there was this young guy from wat seems like poly lar..
and then the ppl in my class were like so lame lar...
guessing wat shirt he will wear the next dae...
like wateva... ok nvm..
then according to jo ,
the professor damn chiko.. lar..
he was twiggering his eye brows at us..
yucks...
so gross..
haha..
lol..
nvm...
then we got this souvenier then i left it in the art room but nvm... i also dont want it.. so bo liao... haha.... lol..
oh did i mention that the necklace was form the stain glass teacher.. haha.. lol.. i think i did mention in my previous post.. oh wells nvm.. haha
then erms.. let me see.. ya thats abt it lor.. i guess..... i shall post again todae.... tralala....

~~~ (: ~~~



YYY
love me for whu i am. not whu im not.
15:21




Thursday, June 01, 2006

haha.. new blog skin...
lol...
haha
29th june....
IvP saminar..
haha
presenting was stupid lar...
i had to sae the word cork..
wanted to sae no pun intended but decided not to...
lol..
saw lots of ppl i noe there
Siewting my pri sch friend.....
same class in pri 1-3 haha
so happy
lol..
then saw kennii haha...
replacement in TLL then surprise to see him there too..
then saw yu fan fren who likes some gal in nanyang...
so lame lar.
at the end he ended plucking the courage to ask us our class haha..
then we were like '209' then he was like 'reli'
then we were like "DUH" 'eh nonono.. fake leh..."
lol
haha
so lame.... tsk us tsk him..
then saw timon and nicholas and julian.... haha..
all squashers from ACSI... haha..
and then julian was chasing his fren... and his fren wanted to noe if he was handsome so ask julian to ask jo... which is like a duh question
to me he is cute because he is still small size and have baby face... haha but not shuai lar....
then jo dared me to ask his name and in the end i ask so haha name is daniel....
lol...
reminds me of my baby cousin...
lol
ok... then there was yu da, jerald and kristian...
haha
yu da and jerald were staring and me like crazy during the lunch break
according to yu da
they were trying to guess if it was me...
jerald was arguing that i wasnt so thin as said by their classmate marcus went to crappe abt me exxagerated it seems like ALOT... haha lol
haha
oh wells..
i have no comments...
lol
sighs...
then they tried to confirm by waiting for the presentation, so lame lar... they reg me by the necklace i was wearing that dae... yay... mr luke goh rox.... haha.. teach us how to do stain glass so 辛苦 then still give us each a necklace for token so nice.... i love it lots..
then oh ya
i went to se myRIad lol...
the band rox lar...
totally
haha
the MCs were lame..
lol..
i saw elias tiong but i dont think he recognize me haha..
lol
nvm
heez...
life is turing topsy turvey...
i predicted my percentage be4 the report book came and i hit the nail on the head
haha
then yesterdae went to jo hse to do the report we ended up doing onli like 7 pages cause jo was lazy arnd and i was sitting there half doing and half sleeping too.. haha.. and then we were laughing like mad a the things we talk cause is so damn funny lar
tralala
ok...
lol..
i hope u like the new skin...
toodlez....



YYY
love me for whu i am. not whu im not.
08:49